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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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