Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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