I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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