check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My dick has a subreddit
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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