i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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