New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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