Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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