He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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