OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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