she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The Olympian is in my bed
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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