This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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