it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
wrigley field is MILF paradise
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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