im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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