hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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