eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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