How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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