It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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