I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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