Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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