When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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