id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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