Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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