You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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