I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
