The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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