well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
How naked do you want me to be?
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