Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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