youre lurking in front of me
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
