i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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