Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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