glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I supernannyed him into submission
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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