I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If its not for food we ain't going out.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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