We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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