I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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