Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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