how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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