ugly people sure do ruin things
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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