I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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