This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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