Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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