You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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