Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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