I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm passing your future prison.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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