you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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