This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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