He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
And then my night got REAL pukey
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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