I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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