Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
its liver damage thursday
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