can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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