It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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