I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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