so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He? As in you personified your dick?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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