do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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